Posted on Wednesday, June 12, 2013 5:55:51 PM by MNDude
We can see from your Amazon orders and credit card records that you’ve spent a lot on DVD’s and eating out.
Your Google searches suggest that you’re planning to go on vacation to Las Vegas.
Why do you have so many phone calls to Zales Jewelery? We hope you’re not planning of buying something expensive.
Also, from the emails you sent to your mother, we’re finding proof that you’ll have to refund us $1000 on falsely claimed deductions that you claimed on your last tax return.
Have a Nice Day! Your Friendly IRS Agent
PS. Did you know that your husband spends a lot of time online searching for hot Asian women?