From the “Hope and Change” files of Hollywood:
C-list actress Amanda Bynes, who you may know from the 90′s Nickelodeon show “All That,” and such fine films as “She’s The Man” and “What a Girl Wants,” was arrested in April for driving under the influence.
Bynes was officially charged Tuesday with a DUI, the Hollywood Reporter wrote, and now she has enlisted President Obama to help her get out of her messy situation.
After her hearing, Bynes tweeted: “Hey @BarackObama…I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.” Forget the economy and the upcoming election; surely the president and his staff are right on this pressing matter.