from FreeRepublic:

The economy is so bad that I got a pre~declined credit card in the mail.

CEO’s are now playing minature golf.

Exxon Mobile laid of 25 congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street “Wal~Mart Street”and finally….

I called the Suicide Hotline, I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and ask if I could drive a truck.

Women are starting to have more sex with their husbands…they can’t afford batteries.

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