WHY I’M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
“Pick  up your shovels, mount your asses  and camels, and I will  lead
you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)  Roosevelt said,
“Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land.”

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, multiple wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc. .  ..
I called a Suicide Hotline.  I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.   I told them I was
suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……

 Folks, we’re in trouble!